Things we KNOW you were dying to, well, KNOW about us, Ze Creatorz.

Jules rules, Stellaciel drools! (moo-hahaha.)

(as seen by Stellaciel Blue):

Facts:

does a lovely interpretation of Jason Bourne conversing with his gun (a disembodied-voice-interpretation)
killed herself catching her rippèd jeans on a nail in the ground. (Almost.)
once finished an almost-entire box of Nilla Wafers on her own, one by one, until they were gone - apparently, she didn't realize it

"I cause explosions." (And then "in the minds of rodents.")
"Humans survive on hope. And when all hope is gone, they hope for hope. In this way, humans can survive nuclear warfare and should be classified with cockroaches."
"I'm passionate about brains."
"My computer spazzed out, so I went to get a potato and now Messenger won't work."
"Your horses need to be held before I lobotomize them all! GAHR!"
"Yeah, can you just edit it and send it to me? The entire thing is spazzing. *headdesk* It was really embarrassing, actually. I need to stop being all vigilante about my contact forms. :D"
"I WILL EFFERVESCE TO DEATH? THAT WOULD BE SO TOTALLY WICKED."

I just realized something. Life without Jules is like life without color. You could do it, but you wouldn't and you couldn't. (10:43 PM 12/19/2008)

(as seen by Jules):

once had a doll with matching clothes (and wore lipstick!) - I'm thinking Dr. Evil conspiracy. Information, anyone?

In short: I have decided that the essences of all things brilliant got a little frisky with each other, and she is the juicetacular product of their hankypanky. (10:20 PM 11/8/2008)
Stellaciel is the only one who consistently gets any work done around here, which out of two people is pretty much awful. This should be a painful blow to Jules's ego--(Jules's ego: "No, actually. I'm fine. Quite spiffy. The weather's lovely today.")--Damn. Foiled. (11:06 PM 11/29/2008)
You need to see the movie Star Trek, because you see, you are the Spock to my James T. Kirk. No joke. You really must. :D Because I am so totally serious. Like, SO TOTALLY. I can see our complete dominance of Star Fleet now with our cheesy but still awesome eternal friendship that brings enemy Star Ships to their KNEES. (8:13 PM 5/23/09)

We are artists! These graphics and this lovely prose? Exactly. (Lovely prose? That's a bit of a stretch. Stellaciel's a real artist though, folks! Amazingness for realsies!)
- Visit Jules on FictionPress
- Visit Stell on deviantART
Jules goes to art school! (Bah, Stellaciel! For the literary arts. It's like, cheating.)
Ultra important! Jules makes "funneh" noises when she slurps grapes.