Unless otherwise noted, all contents of the Ughy Club were created by and belong to Jules and Stellaciel Blue since 2008. Yeah.
Having a separate page for our dear Anti-Affiliates seemed necessary to Stellaciel and me for two reasons: One, we're not ACTUALLY recommending these to you - we're recommending you look at them knowing that they're absolutely horrific examples of the scariest people ever. People that actually spend their time on these sites. Two, we hope that you find them as absodinorotically HILARIOUS as we do. --Jules
Exhibit A: Stop Abductions and Aliens and Children
"Stopabductions.com is a public service site which instructs people how to make a tested device to stop alien abductions." You can make a thought screen helmet for $35 if you purchase Velostat by the yard.
If you, unlike Stellaciel and like me, think you might need a Thought-Screening Helmet, please feel free to take this Abduction Questionnaire. (I would recommend lying on the "psychiatric help" section, if you take my meaning.)
Exhibit B: Peter Pan
Look how many visitors he's had. *pines* He dresses up and HE SINGS. I just...I just don't understand. This guy EXISTS? He's out there, right now, being...HIMSELF?! *shakes head*
Exhibit C: International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association
WARNING. WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING, DAMMIT. This is frightening to the extreme. Do not click this link if you enjoy the direction your life's headed at this moment. Do not click this link if you are an impressionable person - actually, scratch that. Do not click this link if you are a GOOD person. I fear the chemical changes your brain will undergo just by gazing at its HTML and grotesque dinorotica...tricerophilia...AND THEY BROKE INTO JEFF GOLDBLUM'S HOUSE, TOO!
