Welcome to Groom Lake,
Home of the Bogus Archives

Munchin' With Our Friends! (or, Bogus Biographies):

• Kwight Fuër, the enigmatic spy-defier
• Zeboomafu, the mutant muffin lemur
• Pidmarrny, the expatriate hypochondriac, formerly aspiring genius
• Flubrick, the muffin caper extraordinaire
• Chibmundt, the bundle of erasery joy Stellaciel and Jules will NOT share
• Orville, the annoyingly persistent cough
• JEFUS, the giraffe with the god-complex
• Don Juan, the bird seducer
• Mr. Something-Face, the covert smuggling expert
• Phineas, the purple stapler

BioFleas and Other Modern Phenomena!
(or, Bogus Featurettes):

• Our Anti-Affiliates
• Necessary Accessories
• Jules, Medical Mystery
• In Jules's Pocket

Promiscuous Penguins in the Periodicals
(or, Bogus Articles):

• The Anonym Papers:
  • No. 1: Musings of an Inhabitant of the Paris Metro (Dec 08)
  • No. 2: A list of things I've done recently. (Jan 09)
• Stellaciel the Box Turtle Man Saga (Feb 09)
• Prognosis for "episodic happiness"
• Inspired rant on the sheer insanity of the Journal of Neurology

Bogus Q & A:

• To be contrived on short notice in the distant future