Unless otherwise noted, all contents of the Ughy Club were created by and belong to Jules and Stellaciel Blue since 2008. Yeah.
info from Stellaciel, profile prepared by Jules Caught on film by our surreptitious photographer (now deceased). |
First thing you should know about Chibmundt: he's not sticky. So it was quite easy for him to simply bounce off the piano where he sits giving us inspiration for our songs. Another thing you should know: he's ... flexible. Which makes it quite easy for him to assume a variety of different guises/visages, including the one you see here, as well as that of Charles Baudelaire, seen behind him (that's his preparation sketch for his new face). Don't be too surprised if you meet a gray, pocket Alan Rickman - it might just be Chibmundt. |
| the Profile: | |
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| Age: | He's not sure. He wasn't activated until glorious Jules first touched him with her magical, kneading, naming fingers, and that was last summer. |
| Height: | Approximately six centimeters. [Stellaciel, you may double check this, since you (for now) hold custody.[ |
| Nationality: | What, is he made in China? |
| Eye Color: | Eraser-gray. |
| Favorite David Bowie Song: | Changes - he longs for them, since his situation is so awful. |
| Father's Car, at age 16: | *sniffle* Chibmundt never had a father. THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT UP, STELLACIEL! Jerk... |
| Associated Acts (musical and the like): | Acts as the silent tone bell for Stellaciel and Jules' performances for no one, and is known to tapdance - without movement! |
| Favorite Type of Muffin: | Muffins?! EW! Chibmundt eats lint. His favorite kind of muffin is the nonexistent muffin. |
| Nervous Habit(s): | He sits very, very still when he's agitated. |
| Incapable of: | touching his toes, joining the Peace Corps, and playing ring-aroud-the-rosey. |
| On Thursdays, he: | longs for Jules, and is viciously tortured by Stellaciel with a strangely-marked piece of paper. |
The custody battle for poor, abused Chibmundt begins November 3rd. Wish him luck that the judge will make the RIGHT decision. (P.S., worst scenario, he gets ripped in half in a Solomon sort of deal - this must not be allowed to happen!!)
Jules's Note: (Stellaciel, you may take off this last thing if you find it silly. I've pulled my neck and am doped on ibuprofen. Cannot be held responsible for stupidity.)
Stellaciel Blue: [reading] "The custody battle for poor, abused Chibmundt begins November 3rd." [looks to Jules] Uh-oh. I guess we both missed it ... unless YOU were there?
Jules: what? oh. YES. hahaha.
