Unless otherwise noted, all contents of the Ughy Club were created by and belong to Jules and Stellaciel Blue since 2008. Yeah.
introduced by Stellaciel, uncovered by Leo Wallner |
Don Juan has a long, awkward history filled with uncomfortable disguises and an excess of feathers. He doesn't like admitting his true nature, so naturally he suffers from some repression issues. Despite the fact that he's been told countless times that self-denial just isn't healthy anymore, he continues to cling to ways of the past and a magazine ad that tells him every man can be attractive if only he tries. (Zeugma!) |
| the Profile: | |
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| Age: | Unknown |
| Height: | 5' 11" |
| Nationality: | Mexican |
| Favorite fashion designer: | Eduardo Lucero, he likes the vivid colors |
| Favorite British Prime Minister: | Winston Churchill, the further down the bottle he got, the more brilliant he became. |
| Typical under-the-breath muttering: | "Women love the uniform ..." |
| Preferred multi-purpose excuse: | "Someone stole all my daffodils." |
| Second-best friend: | Choncha the Canary |
| Literary hero: | Lord Byron |
| If he had 20 roubles, he would: | buy a gumball, then give the rest to a creepy hobo. |
| If he found himself in Cambodia, he would: | seek out some Cambodian chicks, but would only find birds. |
| If Freud met him, he would: | think that Don Juan is deeply scarred by not meeting his father's expectations. |
| On Saturdays, he: | works for the Mexican navy, mostly to forget about the rest of his life. |
| Ultimate ambition: | to rectify his greatest failing. |
| Greatest failing: | After practicing seduction, his wizard-like powers only work on birds. |
