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The "Ask-Us-a-Question" Page

It's hard to explain this site, so if this meager list doesn't help at all (seeing as no one actually asks these questions), send your questions to us at ughyclub [at] hotmail.com (we'd love to answer).

What the eggplants is this place?!

Well, this is the product of Jules's brilliant mind and Stellaciel's love of designing random stuff [plus a good excuse for Stellaciel to learn HTML (except she hasn't really learned HTML properly)]. We are a massive project / pseudo-club spontaneously started on a day when we were both feeling particularly ugh-y. In other words, nasty implacable cough (see Orville) + nauseating computer headache = start of something brilliant. Originally we just wanted t-shirts, but we quickly became more ambitious and decided to share the fun with the entire world (or at least the corner of the Internet that we live in). The various features of the site, lists or dialogues or bogus biographies or whatever is, they're meant to make you laugh. Dance. Explode. You know, some sort of *excitement*. If it doesn't work for you, we're very sorry, but hopefully you find something on here to brighten up your day - we're trying!

How is it fueled?

Our first webhost was 000webhost. If you're looking for an affordable way to learn HTML and web design, this is what you want - absolutely free, no ads, all sorts of features (like PHP), understandable layouts, and tons of space (1500 MB, I think). Seriously, look them up. But if you get even more ambitious (like us), we ended up with JustHost.

So, what's up with these subliminal messages? And this "Soup of the Day" business?

*impish grin* You figure it out! . . . No? Alright, a hint then. Go Home. Look above the muffin man and the title. What do you see?

What the sheep is Groom Lake?

A nickname for Area 51. Which seemed like a suitable place to put the Bogus Archive. *shrug*

What are the fonts and how did you snag them?

A lot of these are from dafont.com, 1001 Fonts.com, or Chank Free Fonts, super awesome font sites with easy downloading. It's hard not to take them all when I'm on there D: If you want to know about a specific one, feel free to ask.

Fan mail?

Please! But, in all seriousness, we appreciate anything anyone would like to say. Is the site spazzing out? Questions you'd like answered? Comments? We thrive on human contact! (No, really, it's true.) (We're not kidding.) You can drop in the cbox, comment on the blog, or email us at ughyclub [at] hotmail.com.