Stell and I realized one day while playing ping pong with our brainwaves that we had a club – the Ughy Club – but didn’t have any members, or any way for our followers to become members. Stell doesn’t know it yet – it is, unfortunately, three in the AM, and I can’t call to squeal at her – but I’ve developed a solution.

…Ahem. There are FIVE stages you must go through in order to be called an honorary member of the Ughy Club.