1. Jules has her own site! Go visit her at Wordwhisperer and give her a housewarming!
2. Just for the heck of it, added two more necessary accessory slides in Groom Lake. Does anyone have suggestions for these? I try to make them look right, but it just seems to fall on its face and the problem is that we actually do care about these things
3. We're going to try random polls But first order of business - what stickers to get? Because, you see, we are serious about buying stickers. Ughy stickers.

So I skipped down the stairs to fetch me some Sprite Zero and I was happy for some reason, because I was thinking of the peanutty elephant, but then I realized - dude, I meant to say elephant that had eaten too many peanuts, not a peanutty elephant! so then I was downright laughing, and then I got a dollar out of my pocket and I was like, "you are crispy like a chip, dollar!" and put it in the machine, and then I was like, "dude, I just spoke to a dollar all by myself in a laundry room," and then I giggled like an idiot thinking about my antics as I ran up five flights of stairs breathing hard and almost dying, and I just walked in and jordan was like, "dude, are you okay?" and I just laughed. The end.

Stellaciel: That was such an awesome story. *senseless applause*
Jules: *falafel bowing*
J: *laughs again*
J: Oh, Jules. You crack me up. I know. Okay great. Let's hang out sometime. For sure. Quack!
J: *laughs again again*

JEFUS!

Check him out, in Bogus Bios - I think he might just be the most brilliant yet. Seriously, he makes me laugh every.time. And I'm a tad proud of the illustration - I'd never drawn a giraffe before.

p.s. who likes the SOUP? can anyone guess the art movement this time?

Ahem. Please listen up.

Resolution #1.
Sponsor/Signatory: Moi.

Having completed Atelier Stell and having permanently archived the Box Turtle Saga in Groom Lake,
Recalling the recent resolution to resolve more resolutions,
Acknowledging the deep importance of American History as studied in high schools,
Realizing the full impact of this terrible research paper on my future as a sentient human being,
Recognizing the devastatingly addictive nature of the Ughy Club,

I pledge to stay away from the Ughy Club until March 9 in order to NOT fail the most important class I have.

... Just letting you guys know. Love!

So, there is one girl and one non-gender that have been with us from the lonely, barren-waste-land beginning - and we would like to honor them!

Of course, I'm kind of ablutophobic - I'm absolutely terrified of bathing - so I can't hug you... But I made you these wonderful graphics instead!

If you think you deserve an UGHY AWARD, here's a list of how to achieve one:

1. Prove you're a blood relation of Al Gore.
2. Video tape yourself reciting the show Lamb Chop verbatim without a puppet.
3. Protest the use of Basset Hounds as hats.
4. Be very active on the Ughy Club, and laugh, a lot!

(The last option is reserved for wusses. Be a man, man!)

Now, without futher adieu, click READ MORE to view the awards!!

Disclaimer: Jules cannot be held accountable for comments that may potentially offend Stellaciel (or those rare and few fans of Stellaciel's); they're product of my indulging in a guilty pleasure (i.e., mean humor at Stellaciel's expense) and therefore not *really* my fault. Blame God. He made me this way.

And furthermore: You're right. It *should* be Box Turtle PERSON. Just *TRY* to figure out a way to sue me, blubber nugget.

And - our lovely doodles are by the uber-talented Sae! I tried to doodle, but lost my fingers in the process, and am now typing this with my nose. I couldn't doodle with my nose, unfortunately, and so enlisted the help of a passing philanthropist. THANK YOU, SAE!

*ahem*

And so our tale begins.

Jules is mocking every little bit of my seventh grade novel and I'm loving every moment of it.

Excerpt: “The . . . the,” he was breathing heavily and gasping for air, “pirates. They . . . came during the . . . the Festival . . . People inside castle. Everything . . . a mess. Need help.”

and then she says ...

…They threw this loud, raucous party and spread chex mix everywhere…no one could stop them…they even switched the MnM and Skittle bowls…those sing-song-y, happy-go-lucky MONSTERS!