Groom Lake is official! After much deliberation and many sleepless nights, it's official! So is our snazzy new header (don't you just love it?) Check out the one on the links page though (sorry it takes so long to load - I'm telling you, I'm unhealthily addicted to graphics.)

Other news: What do you think of the Original Tasty Muffin Caper? (See the script on the Bizarre Dialogues page.) We're proud of it. Jules has edited my bio again. Book lists were reorganized, some books moved and added, an entire new list too. Oh, and Flubrick wallpaper! Isn't he just adorable?

Chibmundt and Pidmarrny are now up! and Zeboomafu finally has a back story. Now we need to get hold of our European correspondent to answer some questions, then move on to JEFUS and Mr. Something-Face.

Also: tell me what you think of the header on Chibmundt's and Kwight's pages. Is it bad that it loads in pieces, or is that a necessary sacrifice for a relatively-awesomer header?

I kind of liked the trend we'd started, Stellaciel.

You know, me coming up with random crap to add on to the site...
and you writing to the masses (as in, me and you, frequenting our own site and getting a kick out of our own humor - which is really all I could ask for, a laugh)...
but now you've given ME access to directly writing on the site and I, well...
*gets funny, insane grin on face* ...I kind of like it...

This is my first taste of real power, Stellaciel. I think I'm on the brink of...of something new. Something BIG.

Something... why, this might be life changing. World changing!

Jules is getting her first power trip, ladies and gentlemen! Can I get a round of applause, people? A little standing ovation over there on the left?

No?

Well then. Be that way. I see how it is.

And I'll show you all - oh yes I will, oh yes, ohhhh yes. When I'm moments away from taking my shiny, purple chrome throne as WORLD FRACKALACKING DICTATOR we'll see what kind of standing ovation I get!

(And I BET it'll be bigger than yours, you little...little...ant!!)

(And...and...yo mama's so stupid, the weatherman said it was chilly outside and she grabbed a fork and spoon!) (So take that!) (JERKS!)

This is Jules, future world dictator whose dad can beat up your dad, signing off.

Links page has been redone! Cheers!
So: what do we need to work on next? and what's our publicity strategy? (and when does it come into play?)

-Stellaciel Blue

November already? Eek! Anyways, recent happenings:
2. Bogus bios coming along lovely. A small change made to Kwight Fuer's profile. Most recently joining us, ORVILLE, the persistant cough! Check him out.
14. A guest music list added, at my brother's beseeching. The electric 11s!
3. Links page is being remodeled, to make more sense and to include more clicking opportunities. Coming soon.
7. Should we have some sort of prize for sneaky people who find all the subliminal messages?
5. Isn't it funny how fast the hits counter moves even though only *counts on fingers* 5 people know that this exists? Has it exhausted its usefulness?
1. The crisis of the "Bogus Q&A" name is now becoming an obsessive catastrophe. What do we call the bogus archives? Give input!

1. Check out Chuck Norris, under the lists. I do believe it's the greatest thing ever!
2. New Soup of the Day, just for Jules!
3. Now getting ready for a "slew" of Bogus Bios! (I heard the word slew for the first time last night. I've read it before, but my brother said it! I'm having a lot of first-time-hearing-this-word moments)

ciao! Stellaciel Blue

1. Random or Not? pages 1 and 2 are done! *subdued cheering* Page 3 is in the works, but don't expect anything for a few days.
2. A tentative Bogus Features outline is up. However, I have no idea what to call it on the navbar, because it's no longer the "Bogus Q & A" page. Help!
3. New Soup of the Day posted, by popular demand (not that it means anything). How often do these need to be updated? (And I'm thinking about putting some random art in there, a snapshot of a painting, and not revealing it until the next soup comes)
4. Would you like to start off the Movies/People/Art list, Jules?