Oh my, it's practically time to say "happy Christmas." And what am I supposed to get Jules for Christmas? Muffins don't send well, and plushies require moneys.

How is life? Well ...

I would like to tell you an epic story that I hope no administrator from my school ever sees.

WARNING: This story contains extreme stupidity of the teenage-variety.

Isn't it wonderful? Aren't you excited? Here's a quick lineup of all the snazzy updates: --home page trifold --subliminal messages --Bizarre Dialogues --Ze Creatorz --Words List --CBOX --feature: our Anti-Affiliates --feature: Jules, Medical Mystery --now with Official Endorsements!

the Ughy Club isn't dead. (Not exactly.)

You see, Stellaciel in all her over-ambitious glory decided that the Ughy Club needs a makeover to preserve any sense of dignity. Not a BIG makeover, since I'm not technically capable of that, but enough so that I don't cringe looking at our pages.

However.

I'm slow and easily distracted. Which means that this could take a while. I'm sorry!

Bear with me?

So, uh, what do you think of the lard bird? I designed him, you know. But, uh, the rest of it was Jules. *nods quickly*

*ignores Jules's murderous finger poking*

Jules: As opposed to WHAT kind of poking?

It's a sad thing when you're so bored the only thing you can think to do is leave a blog-like update on the Ughy Club.

Although once again, it must be said that it was satisfying to write "ugh" in the URL bar and have it lead me somewhere happy-inducing. ^^

Click READ MORE to hear continued Spaz-Spew from Jules about Ughy Updates!

Since Stellaciel is currently in Taiwan and unable to stop me, I've decided to share with you a fun little thing I like to call "My Controversial Research Paper."

Yes, I did actually pick this as a topic in English class and went through with it.

I hope you learn a little something, and cry as hard as I did when I heard that gay penguin couple Roy and Silo broke up. That damn Scrappy and her feminine wiles.

Without further ado (unless you want ado. because I can definitely provide ado), I give you -- HOMOSEXUALITY IN ANIMALS. (Meant to be interesting, not offensive to any persons. I love everyone, if you didn't already know.)